July 2011
obeysupremekingofswag:
aW i miss emilio :(
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Angelo
obeysupremekingofswag:
If moths had eyes,
Would they be happier?
How do they know they’re not dead?
Cave ment hunting for food,
But not before
They style the hair on their head
What would last longer in dinosaur times?
A blind man didn’t stand a chance,
Not with all them rocks about.
I’d rather be a blind moth
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
“the stakes and the risks are the same. the risk and the stakes are the same....”
– Ricky Gervais
hallopeter replied to your post: i’m way nicer than brandon wtf???
i think you’re more intimidating than brandon
is this real????
i hate when the fans in my macbook chuck a 'that...
im not doing shit and they’re spinning like fuckkk
i'm way nicer than brandon wtf???
11;11 wish
i wish 2 finish this assignmen
'I hate it when people make jokes about Asians....
2kwl4skwl:
lolol
friend: i need an idea of something big
me: sorry, my pants are off limits
Guys,
lizblah:
Doesn’t Marc Anthony look like someone that would jump you
pitbull has the face of a date rapist
blackvinyll:
I put myself as an organ donor on my license or whatever lol.
I don’t care what happens to my body after, because after all, i’m dead and the fact that I don’t want myself to go to waste either.
any retard who does not put their organs up for grabs when they’re dead is either delusional or just slefish
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There’s this innate fear of going to sleep and never waking up again. That’s how death should be. No suffering. If we all were to die this way then maybe death could be something we would look forward to rather than dread
*pube in my burger*
*shrug shoulders*
*remove hair*
*continue eating*
“its only 1 hair”
coocluxclan:
swagabz:
Those people that waste food because they see one strand of hair
smh
really
would you really want to be eating a cheeseburger with a little pubic hair in it
really
there are so many things wrong about the original post
what the fuck?
calling your stores safeway is just an excuse to...
tumblr atm is so gay!!!!!!!
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They say your life flashes before your eyes right before you die. I never understood that idea. What’s the point? After you’re dead, you’re dead. Lost forever, buried 6 feet under the ground eventually turning into the food of worms and other bugs.
blackvinyll:
Straightening your mullet before your date because if it ain’t straight, there ain’t a date.
omfg
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“America is a mistake, a big mistake”
– Sigmund Freud
“she’s indian? ok close chat”
– my friend
i remember in year 8 i cut my wrist
coz my phone bill was $900
nuvevuty:
«««< A boy thought of suicide-» »> He drank poison ,but his father saved him……. He hanged himself, but his mother saved him……….. He made himself sick, but the doctor saved him……. He jumped into a well, but a gardener saved him…. At last He fell in love with a beatiful girl. No one could save him :)
Anonymous asked: would you rather give your dad a handjob, or finger your mum?
itssecilliaalee:
I would kiss all the feet in the world. LOL jokes I’m not that easy.
LMAO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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estoohestooh-deactivated2012082 asked: OMG YOU ASS! YOU'RE GONNA HAUNT ME WITH THAT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE AREN'T YA? *50 YEARS LATER ON FACEBOOK*
“On 31/07/11, at 8:04 PM, Peter wrote:
> chucking sht”
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asatays:
How do you sign up for pottermore?
all u harry potter fans r making me curious
i want to find the magic quill 2 :(
no
dont be gey tasa
peoplesaytimesfly replied to your photo: MY TITLE IS IN COMIC SANS MS SO YOU KNOW ITS GOING…
you know that song “sweet disposition”? because when i read “predisposition” i sang it like they sing sweet disposition
AHAHAHAHAAHAHA
OMG I JUST DDI IT TOO
